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Mr Vapor
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Posted - 2006.03.27 02:37:00 -
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OFFICIAL STORMRIDERS [SRS] PRESS RELEASE
SRS will officially be ending hostilities with Manu Forti. SRS CEO Camar commented on this in a recent pilot briefing:
"Manu Forti is an ineffective fighting force. On a constant basis we have destroyed thier ships and killed their fighters. They pose no significant threat to the operations of the Minmatar Republic.
Furthermore, by letting these followers of the Tetrimon Cult further their agenda they weaken the resolve and stability of the Amarr Empire. It is in our best interests to let Manu Forti and their kind sow the discord that will bring the Empire to it's knees."
Manu Forti's leadership has proven to be lacking on all fronts of organization, strategy, and tactics. While their members have engaged us and lost every single encounter, the leadership does not support them or seem to care to mount a defense.
SRS considers the Tetrimon followers from all reaches to weaken the Empire with internal strife. Therefore, it is stance that to allow them to flourish will eventually only lend a helping hand in the destruction of the Amarrian Empire.
SRS will be seeking other war targets with the intention of undermining the Republic and it's people.
Camar also noted that SRS would begin observation and in-depth investigation of certain Caldari Faction corporations. Reports show that they may become a significant threat to the Minmatar Republic and may be partially to blame for the current economic destabilization of Minmatar territories. Should this prove correct SRS will seek to engage them in warfare.
The mass exodus occuring within the Republic is of great concern to SRS. While our tactics might not be officially approved of by the Republic, we are indeed patriots. Any offensive push against the Republic will be answered with the firepower of Stormriders weapons.
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Mr Vapor
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Posted - 2006.03.27 11:30:00 -
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Edited by: Mr Vapor on 27/03/2006 11:31:30
I swear Nikolai, I don't even know why they let you out of the tube.
The point of the press release for the mildly stupid (I'll try to keep it simple for you):
Manu Forti didn't pose the threat we initially thought they would.
They will cause more problems for the Amarr Empire than the Minmatar Republic.
Tetrimon Cultists are fools and destructive fools at that. They'll do our work for us.
Now we're looking at possible Caldari targets.
Is that clear enough for you? I'll try not to use words over one syllable anymore if you feel that's necessary.
Also, it wasn't a press release to brag. It merely stated........oh, nevermind. You're not really worth the effort.
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Mr Vapor
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Posted - 2006.03.28 09:45:00 -
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Okay, I think I get now Nikolai.
You don't have any original thoughts so you just reprocessed mine. How quaint and original though you could really never expect much more from a Caldari. Original thought isn't really your people's strong suit.
If I need your help getting my message across next time I'll be sure to look you up. You're such a great helper. I'll be sure to put a gold star next to your name and not make you sit in the corner again.
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Mr Vapor
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Posted - 2006.03.28 20:23:00 -
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To Halunoto Vankaalen:
Okay, number one Stormriders does not claim to be a Freedom Fighter organization. We use whatever means are necessary to achieve our goals. If some of our brethren get freed in the process all the better. If not, then they are simply casualties to a larger cause. It's the job of the Republic to come up with a strategy to free our people, not a simple pod pilot corporation.
Which leads to number two. Everyone knows that the Republic is suffering through hard times right now. However, you'd do very well to keep your mouth shut Caldari. Personally, I think that it is the Caldari Mega Corporations that sow our discourse. CAIN is one of the top Caldari Loyalist corporations we are investigating. Your loose tongue could cost you unless you stop wagging it.
I know exactly how you and your people will take that too. I would consider it a personal favor if you did continue to run your mouth. Might give us a chance to introduce you to my friend Breed Love. He loves Caldari. Really, he does.
To Garreck:
I really have nothing to say to you. You disgust me on so many levels I'm nauseous even mentioning your name. Let's leave it at that.
To Unuthiel:
Who are you exactly? What do you do? Is their a reason the puppetmasters allow you to speak? I mean really, you're beneath our notice.
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Mr Vapor
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Posted - 2006.03.28 20:44:00 -
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Current Events Newsflash: SRS hasn't been a part of U'K for months.
Stupid, stupid Caldarians.
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Mr Vapor
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Posted - 2006.03.28 22:01:00 -
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If I don't respond to him by name then how is he supposed to know I'm talking to him? If I had said "To the Amarrian Scum:" then half the damn empire would have been here making a comment. I mean really, who wants to read all that religious zealotry "reclaiming" BS. Also, I assure you, that's probably as much notice from us as he will get. A few sentences is hardly worth remembering.
Now, go ahead and spin that as I'm sure you will. I'm starting to like you a little more everytime you do.
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Mr Vapor
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Posted - 2006.03.30 07:03:00 -
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Now, in the past I have made comments about the Caldari as a whole. This was a mistake on my part. It's just that the few that I've met have been little more than pawns for the Empire it seemed. It's unjust that I should base my judgement on all Caldari based on a select few. Therefore, I will take this time to humbly apologize to any CAIN members that I may have had a short temper with. It wasn't necessary and it was uncalled for. You've been most forthcoming with information on your corporation policies and seem to be honorable.
I don't see how our people's can avoid confrontation in the future, but for now I see nothing but honorable men.
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